It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
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