Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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