i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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