if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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