she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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