you turned your livingroom into a bong?
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
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