Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Randomize
