did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She's like a pop up book from hell.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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