Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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