Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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