I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
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