ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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