why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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