This beer is not sobering me up at all
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
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