if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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