We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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