HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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