It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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