she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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