Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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