yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Everything about him screamed your future.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
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