My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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