Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
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