I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
My bathing suit kept falling whenever I went under a wave and this kid caught on and kept checking them out so I told him nothing comes free $5 a boob
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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