She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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