He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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