I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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