her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
Heeyy... sorry I got so drunk. You probably don't ever want to see me again. Thank you for dealing with me when I tried to jump over the deli counter for some mayonnaise.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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