dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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