Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
The one thing I know about living in Vegas is the closest I'll ever come to being a father is singing the theme song from Full House to a garbage can while I eat an entire birthday cake.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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