I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
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