This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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