I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
