i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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