It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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