Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Randomize
