I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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