I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
Randomize
