The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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