And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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