I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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