I'm drive I can fine osifer
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
He passed out mid-signature
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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