well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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