He asked to "fluff my boner.."
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
when I die covered in cocaine, hookers, and tequila at 73 years old just remember that I once had a tweet with that many retweets
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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