a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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