That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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