is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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