I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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