Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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