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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
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