can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
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